*sprays single, solitary ant with an entire can of bugspray”
me @ ant: tell your friends.
smile.
hi
Uber: “I’m in a blue Honda Civic.”
Me: “ok”
Me to me: “ok, we know what blue is”
Reblog this fat happy boy for a good night sleep tonight
Nothing bad happens if you don’t! Just a cute good luck charm
He brings no harm, only good fortune and good dreams
yall ever have to google a question so dumb that u gotta go into incognito mode
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